"I want to go outside."
"What for?"
"Because I want to."
"I don't want you to go outside."
"But I want to go outside."
"Well I don't want you outside. I want you inside."
"Well I don't want to be inside. I want to be outside."
"Ok, then I'll stay inside, as I like it inside."
"I like it inside too."
"No, you have to go outside now."
"No, I don't want to go outside."
"So, I'll go outside then."
"I'm coming too."
"Ok then."
It's all the dogs fault!
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