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Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts

10 Oct 2012

Zoo Danser

It's been a long, long time between posts I know, and that is probably caused by my brain being wired to underachieve. As it's no doubt known, laziness is caused by the amount of dopamine—a neurotransmitter involved with memory, processing emotions, and motivation—in certain brain regions that determines if someone is a go-getter or a slacker!

So, lacking in dopamine—a neurotransmitter, D-A-N-S-E-R for short, makes me the aforementioned Slacker.

Being a "DANSER" has made me uncoordinated in processing my emotions and has certainly prevented the motivation for those certain brain regions to move and thereby impeding my ability in adding anything here since the last post.

That said,  I decided by someone else telling me, it would be a good idea that we go to the zoo. Why? I don't really know... Anyway, we did.

I won't say much other than it was a long day, especially being my Highnesses official Charioteer as well as being my Queens Chancellery, opening the coffers for those whims of assorted sordid ice-cream delicacies and such.

None of which I'll show here, I was the ...

The Charioteer

The Lifter

What's That in the Back?
Ahhh, MAYBE HE'LL HELP
Glad You Arrived
HELP ME PLEASE
Hold It Right There
OH
There He Goes, Cheers!
Well, I guess it's just up to me to continue being the mule... so off we go then.

WHERE ARE WE?
Sit Back and Enjoy the Ride
It seemed like I took a wrong turn and stepped through a time vortex landing us, by the look of these, in Jurassic Park.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS
What?
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS THOUGH
Aha!
IT'S A PTERODACTYL
Extinct Not
SOME PRIMITIVE MAMMAL THING
Koala
A CERATOPS OF SOME KIND
Mate!
AND A SABRETOOTH KITTY MINUS THE SABREs
Cutie
Obviously there were many more animals my paleontologist and her man servant (me) saw and we did have a marvellous time. After leaving the Zoo my happy girl had a swing in a playground and ran around a bit on the grass collecting flowers until...

RUN
Be Free
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE CHARIOT
Oopsy

And a happy ending it seemed, oh my. Well this DANSAR is going now as I've lost the motivation to continue.




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10 Jul 2012

A Vet

Amelie at 4 and a half knows what she wants to do. Yes! You may have guessed by the heading, if not, oh well you may need to take another IQ Test. Just saying...

Yes, Mimi wants to be a Vet! I have no idea why as she annoys our poor Maximus to the Max! Maybe that is the way? As you have to really punish an animal to appreciate what he really feels and understands. Yet I doubt it.

Well, to be a vet she will need after year 12... grades of 98.2. Yet for medical science a grade of 95.45.. what the? Also she needs to study and pass English, Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

Ummmm do animals speak English? Or know Maths? Oh well she will need to work out the mass of the animal in proportion to the drug you pump or water you will wash them in, I suppose. Biology is a given (hopefully all sorts of animals), Chemistry, no clue there. And Physics woo hoo, good luck there ... my baby vet girl! I will be of no use.

But why a vet? Well she justs loves animals, yes she does. Take Maximus... Please... anyone?

Anyone?

Not only does her brain need to be switched on to be a vet, but the selection process also checks if she has full use of her hands and fingers, are able to stand for lengthy periods, have high observation skills and an eye for detail.

Other requirements are being interested in animals, their health and wellbeing, being a good organiser and being able to talk to people. And lastly....Five years study.

After 13 years of school... another 5 years? Oh bugger me....

Anyway she looks the part, methinks.
Go for it I say.

Heartbeat

Open Wide

It's All good

Things are Getting Toxic

MAXIMUS! You Stinky Dog!


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