Music

I heard a strange noise...

It was coming from my girl's bedroom...
I got closer, it got louder...
I peered into the gloomy room...

First to hit me was an odour...
Then the noise came again loud and clear.... it was my flatulent offspring.

"Wow, are you ok? That's quite a loud pootpoot."

Amelie responds as only she can, "My bottom's making Music!."

It sure was! It was so loud and going for so long it was like a Bach or Mozart Crescendo.

I let my Musician continue as I headed outside for intermission and some fresh air.



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